Celebs and their plastic surgery

Star Jones – plastic surgery

 

Star Jones announced today she’s leaving the View. Everyone knows that she and the new host, Rosie O’Donnell, don’t get along. I hear that some of it stems from Star’s refusal to acknowledge gastric bypass surgery as the source of her massive weight loss.

As Star has lost more and more weight, her face has become more and more gaunt. In most people this is a natural part of the aging process, however with Star it has been vastly acclerated due to her weight loss. The best treatment for this is fat grafting, or transfer. I’d recommend taking some fat from her butt (or thighs or tummy) and tranferring it to her cheeks to give her more youthful fullness. It’s a short surgery (only about an hour) and would look fantastic for her, although it would not improve her personality. Plus, she will have the time off soon to recuperate (takes 2 weeks).

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Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 at 10:37 pm | Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery, Funny Plastic Surgery Cartoon, Star Jones

4 Responses to “Star Jones – plastic surgery”

  1. Judit
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    June 28th, 2006 at 10:48 am

    I don’t think she would look half as terrible as she does now if her eyebrows weren’t plucked half to death and about an inch too high. That alien comparison cracked me up, by the way.

  2. CatsEye
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    June 28th, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    “…although it would not improve her personality.”

    I like how smoothly you worked that in!

    She does look surprised and too tight now.

  3. TLG
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    June 30th, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Can you believe, I’ve never seen her on TV for more than maybe a minute or two, total?? Everyone finds her to be…unpleasent, but I don’t know :)

  4. Anonymous
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    December 10th, 2006 at 11:59 pm

    Her body is improved but I her collar and neck bones are worse than a supermodels.

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